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(via hellish-b0y)
no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice
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(via hotboyproblems)
things to say during a sex:
- i’m ready
- did you see my underwear? did you want to?
- bring it around town
- am i a pretty girl?
- be assertive, not in-sertive
- … at night
- MY LEG
- are you feeling it now mr krabs
- EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL
- leedle-leedle-leedle-lee
- not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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